Monday, June 10, 2013

How To Become a Millionaire

stacks of money image from Wikipedia.org

I want to be a #millionaire ... So, I've given this some thought and here's 10 ways I can acquire a million dollars:

1. Sell 500,000 copies of my eBook 50 Ways to Keep Me From G*mbling since I get about $2 per copy sold. If not this book, then some other awesome eBook I write. This is the most likely scenario anyway out of all the items on my list...IMHO
2. Hang out at the casino more often in hopes of an awkward reenactment of "Indecent Proposal" ....oh wait- I'm not a whore and not Demi Moore....
3. Rob a bunch of banks and then skip town to a non extradition country like in the movies.
4. Take a life insurance policy out on myself. Fake own death. Have hubby collect the money and meet me in another country/town/place...
5. Continue adding money to a retirement account and wait 50 years to let it grow and compound into a million all the while gritting my teeth that it's taking so damn long...



6. I heard about a guy that was pretending to be homeless and was making $300K a year doing that...I'm way cuter and could totally get a million dollars in a year or two. Right? LOL! Don't answer this question. Thanks! hahaha
7. Have a long lost relative leave me a hefty inheritance...highly unlikely considering I know all the folks in my family as far as I know and doubt an unknown family member would leave me money at the time of their expiration...but hey....these are just thoughts anyway....
8. Get a wildly popular blog and insane endorsement deals. This could totally happen! If a woman writing about the color of her kids poop can make $2 million on her blog I totally could do that too!
9. Make a crap ton of Youtube videos and get a bunch of hits ala Gangnam Style...
10. Create a product, patent that crap and then sell the bejesus out of it. Pet rock, slinky, koosh ball, and ahem... SNUGGIE .... so why not me?!?

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