Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Don't Fall for This Nutellla Imposter!

You sir are an imposter! Give me the Nutella and no one gets hurt!!!

I made the mistake of buying the Jif Hazlenut Spread. This is a mistake I shall not make again. You see, I had a coupon that made this imposter much cheaper than my normal Nutella purchase so I thought- hey- it probably tastes the same. I'll just get it.

What happened next left me feeling like a five year old begging mom for a Barbie and instead receiving a dollar store knock off doll. Or worse an adult asking for Diet Pepsi and being given a Diet Coke!!! No, No, No, No!!!!!!!!!!!! This will not do.

The Jif Hazlenut Spread may have had good intentions, but it's never gonna be Nutella!!! No one can BE Nutella!!! Nutella is Nutella damn it and that's all there is to it. The Jif brand tasted exactly like what I purchased- a cheap wannabe version of the real deal. Coupon or no coupon, I shall not fall for imposters again. I'm so sorry my dearest Nutella. I hope you will forgive me and allow me to place again lovingly into my grocery cart now and ever more.

6 comments:

  1. I'm also a Nutella devotee and you are so right about this stuff. Probably made out of high fructose corn syrup and brown food coloring and artificial Hazelnut flavouring?

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    1. Anything is possible. I will never betray my Nutella again! :)

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  2. Ashley, you crack me up! Someone recently sent me this recipe for Nutella meringues that I am seriously considering making! http://half-bakedbaker.blogspot.com/search?q=nutella
    Here's to Nutella being the ONLY hazelnut-chocolate spread we eat! :)

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    1. YES! Nutella ONLY!!! no more imposters :)

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  3. LOL Some times, you just have to stick with the original, even when it costs more.

    :-)

    Kathy
    http://kathyhadleylifecoach.com

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    1. AHHH! Kathy! Just saw you do a lot with the Law of Attraction. I'm running a blog based on the principles of The Secret. I'm going to have to check out your site :)

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